My friend Stacee tagged me for a meme a few days ago. You’re supposed to Google your first name with the word “needs” next to it and then list the first 10 things that appear. So, here goes:
1. Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU* (It actually took me a minute to work out that acronym. And then I was very indignant.)
2. Cindy Needs Our Help. (Not sure why each word needed to be capitalized. Am I that desperate for help? Oh wait. It was the title of the article. Never mind.)
3. Cindy needs to stay on that bus ‘coz you know she ain’t one of us she won’t know a thing she won’t know a thing from now until she wakes up. (Never heard this song before. Have you?)
4. Cindy needs a home. Pet classifieds for Dachshund For Adoption. (A surprisingly high number of people name their dogs Cindy. Should I be insulted?)
5. Cindy Needs A Fix Like You Wouldn’t Believe. Thank you to reliable W——–e P——y operative for sending us this image. (This sounds shady at best, so I deleted any identifier that might bring shady characters in this direction.)
6. Life: Cindy Needs Craigslist Magic! (I probably do. But I can’t think of a single thing to search for on Craigslist. Oh well.)
7. Cindy and the folks at Crawford need your help. We need the use of some type of van/camper/RV. (Hot diggity dog! I’m going on a road trip with the whole Crawford community. Hope it’s a big van/camper/RV.)
8. Cindy needs to tell shrub to “bring it on”… doncha think? (I have no idea what this means. But the website had the word democrat in it. And I’m not well versed in politics.)
9. The lovely fairy Cindy needs you! (How sweet! Much better than the one I skipped between 8 and 9. Because I’m not going to rant about my own sense of direction on here. Thank you very much.)
10. Cindy needs to be accessorized, please. (This one made me giggle even though it technically wasn’t next.)
And now I’m supposed to tag five people. Usually I skip this part, but I’m going to play by the rules this time. I’m tagging Amanda, Kristin, Darcie, Laura, and Ellen. However, even if I didn’t tag you, feel free to consider yourself tagged and play along!
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