Recent conversation with the Hubster…
me: I bought this pajama outfit as a present for someone else, but it would fit Bridoodle.
Hubster: Keep it. Keep it. It’s our money anyway.
me: Shut up! You’re so bad. Besides “blessed are those who give things away.” Wait a minute that’s wrong.
Hubs: Yeah. That’s not it at all.
me: Oh I know. “It’s more blessed to give than to receive.” It’s in the Bible.
Hubs: No it’s not. That’s just a saying.
me: Bet me five dollars.
me: Is it sacrilegious to bet on a Bible verse?
Hubs goes to the computer to conduct a Google search. I start a load of laundry and flit around the house picking up dirty clothes. Ten minutes later I come back.
me: Whatcha doin?
Hubs: Looking up your non-existent Bible verse.
me: What? You haven’t found it yet?
Hubs: Nope. It’s just a saying.
me: Let me try. Hijacks the computer. Here we go. Click. Click. Click. Found it! It’s in Acts 20 KJV. Ha!Ha!
Hubs: No way.
me: Yeah … what took you so long, anyway?
Hubs: You’re so mean. I’m not paying you five dollars.