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“Hi, I’m Cindy and I’m a Turd.”

Recent conversation with the Hubster…

me: I bought this pajama outfit as a present for someone else, but it would fit Bridoodle.

Hubster: Keep it. Keep it. It’s our money anyway.

me: Shut up! You’re so bad. Besides “blessed are those who give things away.” Wait a minute that’s wrong.

Hubs: Yeah. That’s not it at all.

me: Oh I know. “It’s more blessed to give than to receive.” It’s in the Bible.

Hubs: No it’s not. That’s just a saying.

me: Bet me five dollars.

Hubs: Okay.

me: Is it sacrilegious to bet on a Bible verse?

Hubs goes to the computer to conduct a Google search. I start a load of laundry and flit around the house picking up dirty clothes. Ten minutes later I come back.

me: Whatcha doin?

Hubs: Looking up your non-existent Bible verse.

me: What? You haven’t found it yet?

Hubs: Nope. It’s just a saying.

me: Let me try. Hijacks the computer. Here we go. Click. Click. Click. Found it! It’s in Acts 20 KJV. Ha!Ha!

Hubs: No way.

me: Yeah … what took you so long, anyway?

Hubs: You’re so mean. I’m not paying you five dollars.